What to do?

So, when a semester comes to an end, what is one supposed to do with a blog?  One of my friends suggested that I keep it updated, using certain events to do so.  The first one, then, was suggested by one of these friends.  It is as follows:

HELLO KITTY IS DEAD

Hello Kitty, the beloved Japanese cartoon creation, was found dead in the dorm room of Erin Simmons on Wednesday, December 10th, at 9 o'clock in the evening.  While her death is still under investigation, it is believed that Hello Kitty succumbed to a dead battery.  Due to her owner being at college and unsure of which replacement to purchase, Hello Kitty passed away.  A memorial service is scheduled to take place at the Sanrio store located in Crabtree Valley Mall, Raleigh, North Carolina, on Tuesday, December 15.  The service will begin at 1 pm and end at 3.  Flowers may be sent care of Erin Simmons to her house in South Carolina.  

Oh, and the Hello Kitty written about was from a watch...with a dead battery...observe...

Erin is quite distraught.  Any attempt at lessening this grief is greatly welcomed.  Thank you.  

UPDATE

There has been an update to the memorial service date and time.  The service is scheduled to take place on January 11th, at the Target in Morgantown, West Virginia.  The change has come due to friends of the deceased being unable to attend the service in North Carolina.  We apologize for any inconvenience.  Thank you.